purple journalism

"Words fail it. It's a full-body experience, like a wave crashing over your head. It's sweet, with a texture like a cloud made out of sex."

I'll take 'Phrases I Didn't Ever Expect to Read in Bon Appetit' for $400, Alex.

Context:
(a) The guy is talking about eating sea urchin.
(b) The guy is talking about eating sea urchin with his four-year-old daughter.

Somewhere, the ghost of Edouard de Pomaine is weeping.